What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Stop being a centipede

19th amendment

A pedophile walks into a daycare

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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