Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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