- Anti Joke

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.