- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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