Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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poo

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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