- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

once upon a time there was a boy

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Gorden Brown.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Snooki

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Yo momma so fat you have aids

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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