What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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God is real

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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GINGER PEOPLE

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Anti Joke

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