What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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