- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Women's rights.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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