What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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You are Nerochan right?

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

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