- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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