- Anti Joke

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.