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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What's worse than cancer? Death.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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