Robin, get in the batmobile.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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I saw a shovel once.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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