Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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