- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What's 4+7 47

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

a man walked into a bar ouch

Knock, knock. answers door

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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