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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What's 4+7 47

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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