WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Yo mamas so fat

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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