- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Women's rights.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Jews

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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