Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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