- Anti Joke

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly rpist Neighborhood rpist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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