What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What's the difference between a duck

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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the WNBA

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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