- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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