What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Male penises.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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