Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

womens rights to vote

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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