- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Can you see this brett? Connor

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