Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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