- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Kendall and Nick Fredick

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

poop is very very yummy.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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