How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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