a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

I need a good anti joke....

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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