- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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