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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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