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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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