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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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