What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Knock, Knock Come in

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Male penises.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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