jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Anti Joke

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