Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

*insert joke here*

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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