- Anti Joke

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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