how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What's the deal with airline food?

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

What's that in the road.... a-head?

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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