Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Chuck Norris died.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

hey guys what's up?

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Their, they're, there You're, your

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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