Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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19th amendment

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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womens rights to vote

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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