two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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69

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The WNBA

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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That's not what she said.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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