- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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