- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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