Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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