Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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