- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

19th amendment

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

The Game.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

q

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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