Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Snausages.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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