Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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