- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

E= McVagina

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Ken wins!

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

why did matt die? He had cancer

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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