- Anti Joke

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dead battery come on down

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.