Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Guess What! HI!

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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