- Anti Joke

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber got laid

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.