- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Spell: “This word”

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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