How do you kill an american? You shoot them

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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