Kelly Clarkson

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Comedy.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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