Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Girls

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Gay's rights

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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