Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Penal Dysfunction

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

You are Nerochan right?

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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