- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Your mom.

a man walked into a bar ouch

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Women.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Knock, knock. answers door

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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