Woman.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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