whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Come In!

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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