What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Penis penis poop butt

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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