- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Lil Wayne

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Melbourne Football Club.

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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