What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Not Steve Jobs

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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