A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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