- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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