How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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shauns beautiful

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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