- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

An English man walks into a pub.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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