- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Good luck on your finals everyone!

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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