- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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