Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

miley cyrus

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What is cold? Winter

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

knock knock who's there police

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

you just contradicted yourself.

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