What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

girls basketball

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

A new restaurant KKKcake

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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