BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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God is real

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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42

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obama

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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