A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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