What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Jews

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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obama leadership

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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I pooped my pants

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Jason Connor.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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