- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Woman's rights

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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