- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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