- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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