- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

I enjoy anal.

lol a man is drowning

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

i like turtals and kids

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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