- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Wade

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

If life throws you melons... ouch

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