What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Obama

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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hi

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