Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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