Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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