- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina ass.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

The 13th Amendment...

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

knock knock come in

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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